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UndergroundHumor.com Introduces New Concept in Gift-Giving: "Gift Caskets"
http://www.UndergroundHumor.com">UndergroundHumor.com, the new subterranean site where death care professionals and others can shop till they drop for merchandise that defiantly mocks "The Grim Reaper", has just introduced a new concept in gift-giving: http://www.undergroundhumor.com/more/gift_caskets.htm">Gift Caskets!
Looking for a unique & personal gift idea for a funeral director, embalmer, or someone else with an advanced sense of humor? Give the gift of laughter by sending a custom UndergroundHumor.com Gift Casket featuring books, movies, t-shirts, and/or other items that you select. http://www.undergroundhumor.com/more/gift_caskets.htm">Gift Caskets are perfect for any gift-giving occasion, especially "Over-The-Hill" birthdays!
Gift Caskets can be filled with an assortment of UndergroundHumor.com merchandise celebrating the natural relationship between death and humor.
Among the books available on the site are these amusing classics on mortality:
* The Darwin Awards - Volumes I and II
* The Definitive Guide to Underground Humor
* Unpleasant Ways to Die
* The Gashlycrumb Tinies
* Epitaphs to Remember.
T-shirts bear the following morbidly memorable quotes:
* "Your undertaker is the last person who will ever let you down." – Anonymous
* "I have never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
* "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." -- Elbert Hubbard
* "They say that hell is hot, but is it humid? Because I can take the heat; it's the humidity I can't stand." -- Ronnie Shakes
* "I'm not afraid of dying. It'll be the one manicure I don't screw up." -- Anita Wise.
Movies to stop you dead include a selection that meets the highest standards for being amusingly crass, morbid yet mirthful, and always offbeat:
* Beetlejuice
* Death Becomes Her
* Defending Your Life
* Harold and Maude
* Waking Ned Devine
* Weekend at Bernie's
* Weekend at Bernie's II.
All are available in both DVD and VHS formats.
Caskets of fancy solid chocolate are available with all the fittings of the finest burial box and are made from a mold owned by a real-life casket company.
Also recently introduced on UndergroundHumor.com are "Recipes To Die For". These unique recipe cards featuring "Miss Rattles" arrive with four delicious recipes tucked neatly in an inside pocket. Each card arrives with its own mailing envelope. Fun for families and friends, for any and all occasions; however, the recipes are seriously delicious! "Recipes To Die For" cards are available for appetizers, salads, entrees, desserts, cakes & cookies.
http://www.undergroundhumor.com/more/recipes_to_die_for.htm
New merchandise is being added to the Web site all the time.
http://www.UndergroundHumor.com">UndergroundHumor.com accepts checks, money orders and credit card charges through PayPal, the acclaimed online e-payment system. A money-back guarantee applies to all purchases. For further information, visit http://www.UndergroundHumor.com">www.UndergroundHumor.com.
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