"Get a Grip" Gift Basket for the Chronic Self-abuser at MissPoppy.com

The perfect gift for that special someone this Valentine's Day, for only $14.99.

The "Get a Grip" gift basket contains a pocket-sized bottle of hand sanitizer and one pair of green latex surgical gloves for the handling of the "member;" two packs of HandzOff® gum designed to quell the urge for self-abuse; one church-approved "Good News"® pivot-head disposable razor for ease in shaving the palms should your self-abuser relapse; one "Baby 'Every Spermatozoa is Sacred' Pocket Touchstone" to remind the self-abuser to save his seed; and one pamphlet on avoiding self-abuse, all attractively packaged in a handy gift basket designed to make your loved one feel special.

Relish the joy in your loved one's face as guilt and shame melt away and are replaced with self-mastery and peace of mind.

"Get a Grip" Gift Basket for the Chronic Self-abuser, $14.99
http://www.misspoppy.com/goto/get_a_grip

Other Gift Baskets:
"Turn or Burn" Mini-Giftbasket for the Hellbound, $14.99
http://www.misspoppy.com/goto/turn_or_burn

Valentine's Day Soulwinning Basket, $39.95
http://www.misspoppy.com/goto/soulwinning

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